Caroline: Hello, ma'am. I'm a firegirl, and don't worry, but your house is on fire, ma'am. I am going to put it out with my hose here [points at rolled up belt].
Mama: Oh good, thank you. I don't want to have my house burn down.
Caroline: Ma'am, I'll take care of it. You just sit there, ma'am. It will be, umm, about 10 hours until the fire is down.
Mama: 10 hours?!
Caroline: Ma'am, I'm a firegirl. I'm not a superhero.
Haha! This one is awesome.
ReplyDeleteHey, at least she's honest! I love the rolled-up belt, so clever. I sent Cam to get a towel when he spilled some water and he came back with a terrycloth robe belt...giggling. Omg I was dying.
ReplyDeleteOK, that settles it. She'll be a professional stand-up by Kindergarten!
ReplyDeleteWOW this girl is priceless....
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