junior skeptic

A small business owner's card was on my desk.  Caroline picked it up.

"What's this?" she asked.

I told her it was a business card.

"Carl L. Smith, huh?  Carl L. Smith, PRESIDENT?"

I nodded.

"So he's portraying Barack Obama and thinks anyone will believe him?  Yeah right!"

we'll call it "rose eye"

Mama: Caroline!  How did you get pink eye?
Caroline: It's probably because I pick my nose.
Mama: Whaaat?!
Caroline: Like you didn't know...

...

Caroline: Sylvie, you have to get away from me.
Sylvie: Noooo, I want to be with you!
Caroline: Do you want to catch this disease?