unexpected request

She walked up to me with her elbow in the air.

"Mom, can you tickle my little 'pits?"

look out harvard, brace yourself MIT

"Mom! Mom! I made a new invention. Check it out!"



"It's a doggie nose picker. See, you put one end in the little dog nose, and it gets the boogies out. There's water and it flows through and out, and yaaaay no boogies. That's so cool, right? It's science."

forget the atomic bomb

"I am a safari ninja princess. My name is Fiona. I attack bad animals and save good ones. This is my rainbow power bracelet. It plays the My Little Pony song. It's very powerful. You may not touch it."

go easy, kid. santa doesn't return for a year.

She was cuddling up to me when she looked up and said, "You know, I'm a big fan of you, Mama."

merry christmas

And a Happy Week After Hanukkah, as well (we're slow).

Thank you for all the fun this year!

Love,
Caroline, Sylvie, and their personal assistants parents.

...

Bonus Kazooism just occurred while wrapping gifts:

"Hey, I'm like a helper elf. And you're kind of like Santa. And Daddy... well, Daddy is just a very large child."

only if harrison ford is joining us

In regards to the potstickers on our dinner plates:

"Are we eating brains for supper?"

backup career

She's a little congested with the usual winter quasi-cold.

"Mom! Mom! Do you hear me purring? Do you hear it? I just breathe and I purr! I'd make a good cat."

glass ceiling: shattered and sparkly

"I think I will be a princess football player when I grow up. A little girlish, a little boyish. But I would wear a dress over my leggings, even though the guys there don't wear skirts over their leggings. And I'd like to have my crown be, like, part of my helmet hat, you know? Like not on top of it or under it, but a helmet shaped to be a crown too. I think that would look really good and princessy-footballish."

I nodded and said that sounded good to me.

"Yeah, a princess football player. I'm bold like that."

triptych

"I don't know why. I just flushed the straw down the toilet."

...

"I SAID I don't know. Okay, settle down. [settle down hand motions] I know now. The toilet looked a little thirsty."

...

"Well you like to drink with a straw. I do, too. Hey, why are you making that face at me? Am I making you bonkers?"

simple wishes this christmas

I was picking up some little crafty things at the store for teacher gifts we are making, and I happened upon tiny personalized snow globes that were like 4 bucks each. Caroline's other snow globe lost its luster after she took it to school for the "expression basket" (hippie show and tell, in other words). It seems some vigorous shaking by cohorts dislodged the snowman in the scene and he was floating around, as she said, "Like he was in outer space, but without a space suit."

So I picked up the last Caroline snow globe for her, and I couldn't wait a whole two weeks to give it to her.

Her reaction was even better than I expected.

"Oh my goodness, it's a little snow globe. It's absolutely beautiful, Mom. Thank you so very much. That little snowman inside is absolutely perfect. And it's beautiful with the snow and the globe. I just... I just don't think I want anything else for Christmas. This surprise is the best present I could ever want. Absolutely ever!"

I told her I was glad she liked it, and that it made me happy to see her enjoy it. And then I started teasing about maybe letting Santa know that nothing could beat out this little snow globe and that she didn't want anything else.

"Oh, yeah. I forgot about Santa. Well he's probably in Europe right now anyway, so we shouldn't -- um, just don't bother him."