My child, who sometimes looks at me like I am the stupidest creature to share her oxygen, introduced me to one of her classmates like this:
"This is my mom. She knows all about anything ever in the whole world. Really. ANYTHING! Just ask her!"
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
2 comments:
Wow, that's a little bit of pressure for you. Good luck with that! :)
Oh, and thanks for sharing your kazoo with blog land. I love reading about her!
When I was a kid, one of my friends at school told me her mom knew everything; I told her that no one knows everything, but she was not convinced. So when her mom came to pick her up from our playdate, I marched up and demanded to know the capital of South Dakota. She was like, "Uh ... Piedmont??" And I was all, it's Pierre, sucka! See, your mom DOESN'T know everything!
Schooled by a 5-year-old. That girl was never the same afterwards, lol.
- speechykeen
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