Caroline: Daddy, can you get me a glass of milk, please?
Daddy: I suppose I can do that.
Mom: Well isn't that nice of Daddy?
Caroline: Yeah. He's not always a dirtbag.
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a potpourri of quotes from a little girl who talks too much
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- cutting to the chase
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- just some of the time
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- non-alarmist
- because "most modest" was already taken
- just call me the asteroid
- i suppose this is karma
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
3 comments:
Wow. Where did that come from?
Earlier in the day, she maaaay have heard me call him as much after he stole the last donut. But there's no proof of that.
OMG! :)
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