Caroline: Nooooo, I'm afraid.
Mama: What are you afraid of?
Caroline: I'm afraid of a different thing.
Mama: What are you talking about??
Caroline: I'm afraid!
Mama: OF WHAT?
Caroline: NOOOOOO. A different I'm afraid.
Mama: [has stroke] What. Are. You. Afraid. Of?
Caroline: I'm afraid, like WITH A MEANING.
Mama: Meaning??
Caroline: Like I'm afraid you don't know any language!
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- just like in the fairy tales
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- an understated affair, to be sure
- hopefully not a tested theory
- no pot o' gold at the end of this rainbow
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- focusing on the message
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- guess we don't have to save for college
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
3 comments:
Huh?
She was using the phrase, like "No, I'm afraid not." And I thought she was being literal.
Now she thinks I'm an idiot.
LOL This is one of my favorites!!
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