Caroline ran downstairs in a panic.
Caroline: Mama, you have to call 911!
Mama: What? Why?
Caroline: I can't find my purple hat. I think it was stolen.
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Mama: Daddy got his teeth cleaned today at the dentist.
Caroline: Did the dentist use some birds to pick out all the gross stuff?
Mama: Birds?!
Caroline: Yeah, you know, like crocodiles.
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After the preschool play, we gave her a small bouquet of gerbera daisies.
First comment (to us): "Awwww, flowers. But is there a toy?"
Second comment (to her friend Katie): "See my flowers? You get them after every great performance."
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
1 comment:
Wow. That's awesome. Now I need to go to the dentist!
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