Chuck's coworker mentioned to him that Caroline had inadvertently sent her an email from his iPhone. Slightly embarrassing that we had no idea this had happened, but not worth much thought. Later, she forwarded him the email, and it was a little surprising.
Subject: Caroline
Arson
ATF robin
Momy
Daddy
Lochy
Me
Silvie
Avry
Prsin
In
My
Famly
My name is Caroline
I thought, Hmmm, I see it says "Mommy, Daddy, Lucci (cat), Me, Sylvie, Every Person In My Family." She's only missing the dog, Reuben. But with "arson" and "ATF robin" at the top, this reads a little like a hit list. Are we on some watch list now?
So I called over Lizzie Borden, Jr., and asked what the first line said.
"Arson. I typed ARDEN and it changed it. It was really frustrating." Arden is her best friend. So phew. We can sleep with both eyes closed tonight.
But wait. Still have the firearms issue.
"ATF robin. I typed 'Arf roobin,' and it changed it, too. That thing is a piece of junk."
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
1 comment:
Love it, especially "that thing is a piece of junk." I enjoy all of Caroline's antics, but, being a fellow sometimes frustrated smart phone user this one was really special. It left me laughing out loud.
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