maybe on opposite day

Caroline insisted I put chocolate syrup on her lemon ice cream.

I gagged at the thought and asked her 42 times if she was sure... "because, dude, it's gonna be disgusting."

"No way, Mama! It's lemon and chocolate. Two of my most favorite tastes." Then she used her most chipper 1950s child star voice, "Put them together, and you got yourself a flavor raaiiiiinbow."