Caroline: Dada, I have boogies. I need a tissue!!
Dad removes said boogies.
C: Dada, do you have boogies?
Caroline inspects his nose and gasps.
C: Dada, you have... hairs!
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).