I'm very hoarse due to a cold picked up from volunteering in Caroline's plague-infected classroom. She informed me that I "sound like a dude."
Several hours later, I said something to her from the other room, and she replied all cleverly with, "Wait, which of my DADS said that?"
"The DAD who buys all your birthday presents."
"Noted. Let me try that again. [sugary sweet voice] 'Yes, Mom!'"