We were grocery shopping at Trader Joe's, and their very friendly employee decided to have some fun with Caroline.
Man: Soooo, you have any plans with your boyfriend this weekend?
Caroline: [bewildered look]
Man: Nothin' at all?
Caroline: I don't have a boyfriend!
Caroline: I am FOUR.
Man: Oh, I thought you were, like, a grownup married lady.
Caroline: Are you serious?
Man: No, I'm just teasing.
Man: So you really don't have a boyfriend?
Caroline: [sigh] Sir, I think that's against the law.