Caroline made a book at downtime at school. It's called Kitty Life.
The first page?
"Mrs. Kitty had a problem. She was always using special papers so there wasen't enoghe for her children."
She insists that this storyline has nothing to do with my refusal to let her have good paper I just used for her birthday party invites. I remain unconvinced. On the plus side, Mrs. Kitty looks very apologetic and does not get killed off in later chapters.