While we were eating lunch, we had the following exchange.
"Hey Mom, do you know Martha Stewart?"
"Well, I know who she is, yes."
"Are you friends with her? She seems like your kind of lady."
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).