Caroline: I need a snack.
Mama: Hm, that's not how you ask.
Caroline: Get me a snack...
[silent, stern motherly glare here]
Caroline: 'Get me a snack,' I said lovingly.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).