Mama: Are you kicking yourself in the face?!
Caroline: Not really. I want to see my knee. Up close. Really fast.
[a moment passes]
Caroline: That was a ridiculous idea.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).