As I was flipping pancakes in the dark of the morning:
"You're not going to cook a baby are you?"
Uh, no. Just planning on cooking some pancakes.
"Good. Pans get pretty hot and that would be a totally, totally bad idea."
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).