This morning, she was caught filling up her tea set in the bathroom sink. This practice has been banned after she was caught helping her baby sister to "drink tea." Her father told her she was not allowed to play with water. She tried to negotiate. He shot her down. She tried to negotiate more. He shot her down again.
Finally, she gave up with a sigh. "Okay. Alright. Whatever you say. I'll just go with that."
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- but i'm the nice one
- imagine how she'll sound at 74
- so agreeable
- anything is possible, except when it's not
- can i call you gretel?
- the urologist says it's unlikely
- the call
- mr. banker, you don't know stress
- a murder
- then maybe she could have that trust fund
- randomness du jour
- pee trauma
- smile makers/santa capers
- little sisters are useless
- i guess she's hoping for a trust fund
- nothing worse than an ill-mannered mane
- center of the universe
- compliment for one, insult for other
- leatherface is also not an option
- a little sugar for all the spice
- double your pleasure
- don't tell the CIA
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
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