"Hey Mom. I think I want to help Daddy put on the Christmas lights. I think I'll go on the roof."
I told her that was not going to happen.
"Yeah, that would probably not be a good idea. I'd fall and say 'oomph' or something like that."
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).