During the morning rush routine, I found globs of dried toothpaste on her arm, forehead, and in her hair. I was exasperated and said, "I don't know how in the world you manage to do these things!"
"Well, Mama, I guess you have a poor imagination."
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).