Mama: Caroline, you need to stop the whining now. If you don't stop, you will have to take a nap because I cannot listen to this all day.
Caroline: I'm not going to be like this all day. I just need 20 more minutes to be impossible.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).