I told her I was selling my children and running away. She giggled and said, "No, you won't!"
"How much do you think I'd make from selling you?" I asked.
"One hundred dollars!"
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).