I told her I was selling my children and running away. She giggled and said, "No, you won't!"
"How much do you think I'd make from selling you?" I asked.
"One hundred dollars!"
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
1 comment:
Hmmm?? She's worth $100 and Chuck is worth a measly 6 bucks. Sounds like Chuck needs to step it up a bit.
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