Caroline was sitting next to me on the couch, squeezing my unflexed calf muscle.
"Mom, your leg feels... squishy."
She continued to squeeze.
Then she turned to me and said very boldly, "Yep, you're one squishy mother!"
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).