Mama: Stop peeling your grapes and just eat them.
Mama: Caroline, stop peeling your grapes. Just eat them.
Caroline: Mama, this is a food test.
Mama: A food test.
Caroline: Seriously, there is important science happening right here.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).