In the wee hours of the morning, she was making up her own rhymes:
One little monkey went out to play
He went out and bumped his [oh crap face here]... head-ay!
And he wore his bray-ce-lets
For the whole day!
On the computer.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).