Caroline [from bed]: Daaaaadddyyyy!
Daddy: Yes Bug?
Caroline: [fake cough] I'm still a little sick. I think I need some medicine.
Daddy goes to retrieve a gummi vitamin in hopes that will qualify and get the child to sleep.
Caroline: Oh, thanks. [eats gummi] Now let me check.
Daddy: Check what?
Caroline: The call.
Daddy: What call?
Caroline: The call! [clears throat] Daaaddddd--EEEEEEEEE! Ah yes, much better.
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- but i'm the nice one
- imagine how she'll sound at 74
- so agreeable
- anything is possible, except when it's not
- can i call you gretel?
- the urologist says it's unlikely
- the call
- mr. banker, you don't know stress
- a murder
- then maybe she could have that trust fund
- randomness du jour
- pee trauma
- smile makers/santa capers
- little sisters are useless
- i guess she's hoping for a trust fund
- nothing worse than an ill-mannered mane
- center of the universe
- compliment for one, insult for other
- leatherface is also not an option
- a little sugar for all the spice
- double your pleasure
- don't tell the CIA
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
2 comments:
Caroline has the makings of an operatic diva! :)
Kid needs her own tv show.
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