Regarding Reuben the basset hound mix:
"Mama, Reuben is disgusting. He smells like... like... [sigh] I don't know. He smells like dirt. But dirt is really not bad enough. I don't have a word for this stink."
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).