A tornado warning for a nearby county came on the tv. Caroline and I started talking about tornadoes and safety.
"Yeah, and you have to get in the basement so you can hide from the lava and fire," she informed me.
"Tornadoes aren't volcanoes. What do you think tornadoes are?"
"There is lots of spinning wind and it mixes with lava."
I gave her a bewildered look.
She crossed her arms, "I can't help it if I know this stuff. I'm a very scientific girl."