Caroline ran downstairs in a panic.
Caroline: Mama, you have to call 911!
Mama: What? Why?
Caroline: I can't find my purple hat. I think it was stolen.
Mama: Daddy got his teeth cleaned today at the dentist.
Caroline: Did the dentist use some birds to pick out all the gross stuff?
Caroline: Yeah, you know, like crocodiles.
After the preschool play, we gave her a small bouquet of gerbera daisies.
First comment (to us): "Awwww, flowers. But is there a toy?"
Second comment (to her friend Katie): "See my flowers? You get them after every great performance."