Caroline's version of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree":
Hangin' a rat Christmas tree
On a happy holiday
de doo de de de dum de
Let me, darling
Deck the halls with holly jolly
Repeat 31 times.
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I told her I liked her version better than the real one. She was annoyed. "You know, that is the real one."
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
3 comments:
What's with the rat?
Those are just her misheard lyrics for "rocking around" - "hanging a rat." Next I'm going to have her sing her version of "Blinded by the Light."
It's like your own little "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza!" (It's a book.)
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