"I don't know why. I just flushed the straw down the toilet."
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"I SAID I don't know. Okay, settle down. [settle down hand motions] I know now. The toilet looked a little thirsty."
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"Well you like to drink with a straw. I do, too. Hey, why are you making that face at me? Am I making you bonkers?"
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- unexpected request
- look out harvard, brace yourself MIT
- forget the atomic bomb
- go easy, kid. santa doesn't return for a year.
- merry christmas
- only if harrison ford is joining us
- backup career
- glass ceiling: shattered and sparkly
- triptych
- simple wishes this christmas
- in search of a pet
- if you get a gift from her, don't open it
- yay, we haven't totally ruined her!
- a lawyer in the making
- baby sister is maturing rapidly
- career in nursing: unlikely
- good little american
- putting a fire under it
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
1 comment:
ooooh she is in tuhroooouble... ha ha
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