Caroline: Let's make a shopping list.
Mama: Oh, okay.
Caroline: What do we need to buy at the grocery store?
Mama: I could use some sanity.
Caroline: [fake writing] Allllllright. Cereal, sanity, lemons, cherries, cavatappi, and what else?
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).