Caroline: [grumpily] Daddy, I don't want you in here!
Dad: Hey, if you want to be alone, you need to ask nicely. Or else you need to go sit in your room for a while...
Caroline: Whoa whoa whoa! Let's not panic here.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).