I was sitting on the couch with my feet propped on the coffee table. Caroline climbed onto my legs and sat on my knees. I groaned.
She wrinkled her nose in concern and asked, "Mom, is it hurting because you're so old?"
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).