Caroline: Mom, your head is really small.
Mom: Small? How is my gigantor head small?
Caroline: Well it's maybe not that your head is small. It's probably just because your body is so big.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).