I was cooking dinner and got a free show.
"Look Mom. I'm a mama pteranodon... I'm hatching my baby pteranodons. Oooooh... oh it hurts." She sat on nesting plastic bowls, which she identified as cracking eggs. "They're here! Look at my baby pteranodons!"
She spied a Costco-sized jar of dried parsley on the counter.
"Hey, those are leaves. Pteranodons eat leaves! I will feed my babies."
I had visions of 1000000000 parsley bits flying through the air. Permission denied.
"Okay fine, Mom. We'll just be EXTINCT."