"Mama, why is my playdoh all scratchy and fuzzy and stuff?"
Because you left it out.
"Mama, why is my toast in Reuben's belly?"
Because you left it out.
"Mama, I can't find my crown everywhere! Why can't I find it? "
Because you left it out.
"Mama, why can't I walk to outer space?"
Can't help you there.
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
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