Caroline: Ooooh MaMAAAAA. I've got a surrrrpriiiiise for yooou!
Mama: Oh! What is it?!
Caroline: It's..... a...... pooooooop!
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).