Caroline: What are you eating?
Marmy: A turkey sandwich with some cheese. Would you like a bite?
Caroline: Well, no. [solemn face with head tilted gently] I'm afraid I am not a fan of turkey. I'm sorry.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).