At Baby Gap, while I was checkin' out the clearance racks, Caroline found a ridiculously overpriced lion stuffed animal.
Caroline [to Gap lady]: Oh this is a very nice lion!
Gap Lady: Yes, it's cute, isn't it?
C: How much is it?
GL: Let me check the ticket... 22.50
C: I think it should cost ONE dollar. I want to buy it for one dollar.
Mama: Yes, wouldn't that be nice. But it's not one dollar, so we won't be buying it. How about you come here and help me pick out some pants.
C: I'll be there in one minute...
Mama [to Gap Lady]: I'm sorry...
GL: No it's no problem. Let me see if it's maybe on sale. [scans it with some handheld thing.] Nope, it's really 22.50.
M: See, Caroline, too expensive! We'll just have to visit it in the store sometimes, or maybe you could save up your money and buy it later.
C [to Gap Lady]: Excuse me, please. Do you have coupons?