Looch the cat barfed on the rug. This was a very exciting event for one of the people in our home (hint: the shortest human).
Mama: Don't get too close when you look at it! And be careful not to step in it!
Caroline: Yeah we don't want to step on it. It would get all gross on our feet.
Mama: Very gross.
Caroline: Totally gross. [pause while inspecting] And I suppose we shouldn't eat it, either.