Caroline: Mama, can you paint my nails with some nail polish?
Caroline: I am ready for some bee-yoooo-tay. [wiggling fingers]
Caroline: Yes, you know. Beauty.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).