Looch the cat barfed on the rug. This was a very exciting event for one of the people in our home (hint: the shortest human).
Mama: Don't get too close when you look at it! And be careful not to step in it!
Caroline: Yeah we don't want to step on it. It would get all gross on our feet.
Mama: Very gross.
Caroline: Totally gross. [pause while inspecting] And I suppose we shouldn't eat it, either.
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ABOUT CAROLINE
She's freshly 7. She's a Gemini. She likes to eat tomatoes and draw cats when she is not sharing her wisdom. Yes, this is real. No, this is not exaggerated. Sometimes I wish it was.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).
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GAG. No, please don't eat it! :)
Wouldn't be the first time...
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