Chuck was rescreening our porch doors, and Caroline was eager to help. And by help, I mean running the little spline-tool-thing over the fresh, newly finished, taut screen... which resulted in Chuck falling over in panic.
Dad: Bug, please don't do that.
Caroline: Do this [demonstrates] with the tool?
Dad: YES! That! Don't do that. It could rip the screen.
Caroline: And that would make you have a thousand cries?