Caroline: It's very windy out.
Mama: It sure is.
C: Birds really love the wind, you know.
M: Oh? I didn't know that. Why do they love the wind?
C: It's the only time they can fly kites.
M: Little birdie kites?
C: Nooo. They're big regular kites.
M: Is it a little birdie string they hold?
C: No, it's a big string, like one people hold.
M: But they have such little feet...
C: Well I guess they just have to grow bigger feet. [shrug] Happens to all of us.