The mail carrier made her delivery.
Caroline: Is there a package for me? A surprise for me? What is it?!
Mama: Nope, no packages today. Just one piece of boring mail for Daddy.
Caroline: [sigh] Why is it always something for my father?
Mama: Well, that's just the way it goes, I guess.
Caroline: Why does everybody think he's special? He's only special sometimes.