bird expert

Caroline: It's very windy out.

Mama: It sure is.

C: Birds really love the wind, you know.

M: Oh? I didn't know that. Why do they love the wind?

C: It's the only time they can fly kites.

M: Little birdie kites?

C: Nooo. They're big regular kites.

M: Is it a little birdie string they hold?

C: No, it's a big string, like one people hold.

M: But they have such little feet...

C: Well I guess they just have to grow bigger feet. [shrug] Happens to all of us.