Caroline: That's bird poop on the car window.
Mama: It is. They are good at bombing cars.
C: It's very naughty to poop on a car!
M: Yes, I agree.
C: That is really, really a bad choice and naughty to poop on a car!
M: Yeah, especially if it's just been washed.
[pause of a moment or two]
C: Do birds poop on spiders?
M: Hm, I suppose it has happened, but it's probably unusual.
C: It wouldn't be naughty for a bird to poop on a spider since I don't like them one bit.