My child, who sometimes looks at me like I am the stupidest creature to share her oxygen, introduced me to one of her classmates like this:
"This is my mom. She knows all about anything ever in the whole world. Really. ANYTHING! Just ask her!"
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).