A self-portrait at 2.975 years old:
I am pink and happy.
A koala bear:
It has lots of hair, but Daddy doesn't have lots of hair.
A piece of toast:
This is just toast. There is no cinnamon on it. And it's not a rock.
Several have asked, so I will answer. This site is called Kazooisms because her nickname is "The Kazoo."
You can email us at kazooisms @ gmail . com (without the pesky spaces, of course).